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Please note that because this was sampled from a Robot Chicken skit, there is both a transcript for the modified and original version.

Modified Version (Cracks In Time) Edit

Emily : Okay, everybody! Here’s the beginning of Act 2! Everyone ready?

Audience: Yeah!

Emily: Couldn’t hear you then!

Audience: YEAH!!!

Emily: Hold on a minute. [Mobile phone rings]

B Rabbit : [Over the phone] Yo, whassup, doc?

Emily: Bugs Bunny… is that you?

B Rabbit: Yeah, doc, but lately everyone’s been callin’ me B Rabbit ‘coz they want me to be a hip hop artist. What should I do?

Cluckwork: How ‘bout this? If Elmer Fudd attends a job as a rapper, you comment on his speech disorder. Good idea, right?

B Rabbit: Eh, I’m not so sure…

Emily: Go on, B Rabbit, comment on his speech disorder just this one; not any more. Best of wishes. Good luck!

B Rabbit: Why, thanks, doc!

Emily: [to the audience] Okay, wanna hear a hip hop battle?

Audience: YEAH!!!

Emily: Alright then!

[Monitor changes to B Rabbit chewing at his carrot; Daffy Duck comes in]

Daffy Duck: B Rabbit, you’re on!

B Rabbit: Nah, I told ya Daffy, my name is BUGS BUNNY!

Daffy Duck: No, you’re insane name is B RABBIT! We got a deal to today’s skit: no longer Looney Tunes, from now on we’re ‘Live Looney Tizoons’, ho ho! Real hip hop dogs, y’know! [B Rabbit blows his nose] Sufferin’ succotash!

B Rabbit: Eh, I’m nervous, Daffy!

Daffy Duck: Listen brother, you gotta get out there! And don’t sneeze again!

B Rabbit: Eh, which way is the stage?

Daffy Duck: Just look at the sign! [points to sign with two arrows; the left arrow saying ‘The Stage’ and the right saying ‘Miami Beach’] Get ready for the rap battle of the century! First, let’s have a hand for DJ Bacon Bits!

DJ Bacon Bits: Eh, p-p-put your hands in the air like you j-j-just don’t care! Heh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Daffy Duck: Alright! Our first challenger tonight, hail from 8 Carrot road! Put your hands together for B RABBIT! [B Rabbit gets to the stage by digging then his head comes up from the soil and wood] And first on the mic tonight is a real champion, the MC hunter! Elmer Phudd , with a P-H!

Elmer Phudd: I’ll get you, wabbit! GOOO! [starts singing]

I’m taking you to school, call me the professor,

You’re really so confused you wanna be a ‘hare’-dresser,

You like to kiss women, and that’s real funny,

Call up Lindsay Lohan, you a boyfriend bunny,

You’re lost on this stage, you need a map jerky,

You made a wrong left turn at Albuquerque! [To the audience] One more, one more.

[Continues singing] I’m a sportsman, I just compete to be number one,

So I always come in handy with my double-barrel shotgun! [shoots at B Rabbit]

Daffy Duck: Now, hold on a second, mac! It’s not Wabbit Season yet! See? [Camera rotates to sign saying ‘Wabbit Season (Not Yet)’] Okay, you’re turn B Rabbit [gives the mic to him]

B Rabbit: Erm, eh, yo, er, heh heh, er yo… [Hears from the audience] Heh heh heh heh heh heh.

Emily: [In his mind] Go on, B Rabbit, comment on his speech disorder just this once; not any more. Best of wishes. Good luck!

B Rabbit: [Finally come up with something] Yeah, yeah!

[Singing] I know that you call me a wascawwy wabbit,

Say your R’s like W’s, that’s a really bad habit,

It’s room not woom, trees not twees,

You replace so many R’s, you can’t speak much English with ease!

You’re so stuck on yourself, I’ll call you Elmer’s glue,

I got ya some coffee, one lump or two?

Elmer Phudd: Two? [B Rabbit hits him on the head twice with a hammer]

B Rabbit: I only dress like a girl, to lead you astray,

Wouldcha like a kiss, handsome?

Elmer Phudd: Really? Okay!

B Rabbit: Elmer packs ‘fudd’, you heard what I said,

He’s so blad, I’ll put a ‘hare’ on his head, [Sits on Elmer’s head]

I’ll sit down on it, just like I was a thinker.

[Blows his nose on Elmer Phudd’s hoodie] Heh-heh-heh, ain’t I a stinker?

Daffy Duck: AND WE HAVE A WINNER! B Rabbit wins, B Rabbit wins!

Elmer Phudd: Aw, hahaha! I’m a disgwace! Aw, ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Dr Dre: Yo, B Rabbit it’s me, Dr Dre.

B Rabbit: Yo, [chews at his carrot] whassup, doc?

Dr Dre: I ain’t nothing but a true thing, baby. I’d like to offer you a recordsieum. You’re gonna go down in history as the first rabbit MC!

B Rabbit: Why, thanks a bunch doc!

Dr Dre: No probelmo, man! You earned it!

DJ Bacon Bits: Eh, t-t-that’s all, dudes!

Original Version (Robot Chicken) Edit

[Monitor changes to B Rabbit chewing at his carrot; Daffy Duck comes in]

Daffy Duck: B Rabbit, you’re on!

B Rabbit: Nah, I told ya Daffy, my name is BUGS!

Daffy Duck: No, you’re insane name is B RABBIT! We got a deal to today’s skit: no longer Looney Tunes, we’re ‘Live Looney Tizoons’, ho ho! Real hip hop dog! [B Rabbit vomits] Sufferin’ succotash!

B Rabbit: Eh, I’m nervous, Daffy!

Daffy Duck: Listen brother, you gotta get out there! And don’t choke again!

B Rabbit: Eh, which way is the stage?

Daffy Duck: Just look at the sign! [points to sign with two arrows; the left arrow saying ‘The Stage’ and the right saying ‘Pismo Beach’] Get ready for the rap battle of the century! First, let’s have a hand for DJ Bacon Bits!

DJ Bacon Bits: Eh, p-p-put your hands in the air like you j-j-just don’t care! Heh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Daffy Duck: Alright! Our first challenger tonight, hail from 8 Carrot road! Put your hands together for B RABBIT! [B Rabbit gets to the stage by digging then his head comes up from the soil and wood] And first on the mic tonight is a real champion, the MC hunter! Elmer Phudd , with a P-H!

Elmer Phudd: I’ll get you, wabbit! GOOO! [starts singing]

I’m taking you to school, call me the professor,

You’re sexually confused, 'cause you a cross-dresser,

You like to kiss men, and that’s real funny,

Call up Hugh Hefner, you a gay-boy bunny,

You’re lost on this stage, you need a map jerky,

You made a wrong left turn at Albuquerque! [To the audience] One more, one more.

[Continues singing] I’m a pimp, 'cause my hunting apparel's hot son,

It was wiped by on your ho with my double-barrel shotgun! [shoots at B Rabbit]

Daffy Duck: Now, hold on a second, mac! It’s not Wabbit Season yet! See? [Camera rotates to sign saying ‘Wabbit Season (Not Yet)’] Okay, you’re turn B Rabbit [gives the mic to him]

B Rabbit: Erm, eh, yo, er, heh heh, er yo… [Hears from the audience] Heh heh heh heh heh heh. [Slowly, finally come up with something] Yeah, yeah!

[Singing] I know that you call me a wascawwy wabbit,

Say your R’s like W’s, that’s a really bad habit,

It’s room not woom, trees not twees,

You replace so many R’s, I thought you was Chinese!

You’re so stuck on yourself, I’ll call you Elmer’s glue,

I got ya some coffee, one lump or two?

Elmer Phudd: Two? [B Rabbit hits him on the head twice with a hammer]

B Rabbit: I only dress like a girl, to prove that you're gay,

Wouldcha like a kiss, handsome?

Elmer Phudd: Really? Okay!

B Rabbit: Elmer packs ‘fudd’, you heard what I said,

He’s so blad, I’ll put a ‘hare’ on his head, [Sits on Elmer’s head]

I’ll sit down on it, just like I was a thinker.

Hmmm... [Farts on Elmer's head] Ain’t I a stinker?

Daffy Duck: Holy Torino! B Rabbit wins, B Rabbit wins!

Elmer Phudd: Aw, hahaha! I’m a disgwace! Aw, ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Dr Dre: Yo, B Rabbit it’s me, Dr Dre.

B Rabbit: Eh, [chews at his carrot] what's up, doc?

Dr Dre: I ain’t nothing but a true thing, baby. I’d like to offer you a recordsieum. You’re gonna go down in history as the first grey MC!

DJ Bacon Bits: Eh, t-t-that’s all, b-b-b****es!

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